What could possibly be wrong with the world? Elon Musk has now got a Trillion$$ pay package, Amazon is firing humans and will somehow replace them with statistical pattern matching systems that have no understanding why humans should have 2 arms instead of 3. The President of the United States is delusional and the dictator of Russia now has a million casualties to capture some old Soviet era steel mills.

Don't worry though. Just invest in Crypto, which is backed by nothing. I'm sure you'll be safe.