Well, you never know. I think Trump is actually a time traveler from the Cretaceous. I mean, look at the evidence, that ballroom: big, ugly, and useless.

And Trump himself. He does remind everyone of those fellows back then, when the climate was hot, and excellence was thought to equate with corpulence.

Of course, Trump is so incompetent, I bet he didn't tell the demolition company about what was underground. Or maybe he just didn't even know.

ICE Barbie should have known. She could have cosplayed as Dr. Strangelove with a Rolex.

Well, you miss some, you know.

I've got an idea! Donnie, just replace the underground national security bunker ... with an Underground Hanger for the Qatari 747!

And you can add a golf course down there, too.

So much you can do. The Conservative 6 on the Supreme Court has bought this "unitary executive" idiocy, somehow thinking the possibility of an American George III was something the Founders were really into.

I thought I knew foolishness before, but my imagination was so limited.