I used to be a Lay Psychiatrist, but my girlfriend decided it was not such a great idea.

"John, all you ever do on a couch is watch Netflix and eat popcorn."

"The popcorn won't mind. Besides, I'm going to analyze all the people who are watching the same stuff I am."

"Are you sure you want to do that? If you realize the company you're keeping, it might scare you."

It did.