John Levin
Mar 31, 2023

I heard that one time a Cadbury bar got into a fight with a pizza. It had something to do with Sumo wrestling. To this day, all pepperoni are banned by the Cadbury company from even entering the factory, even if just for a tour.

I support them in this. Pepperoni are all round. They can simply roll, and steal state secrets, you know.

Sometimes, though, a Sumo wrestler appears in my dreams. He shoves me out of the ring with his huge mass. I fall for a seemingly endless time, as if I fell off the edge of the world, down down ... It's horrible!

But then a Milk Chocolate Sumo, as big as the Empire State Building, catches me,

And it is bliss.

John Levin
John Levin

Written by John Levin

Scientist. Writer. Meditator. Blue Tantrika. Mystical Rabbi. Climate & Human Rights Activist. I’m a man of few words, except when I open my mouth.

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