I heard that actually Trump is going to turn into a goat. I'm not even sure why I chose goat. Oh, it's because he'll eat anything.

It's true, though. The level of incompetence, corruption, lying, and pure insanity does make the mind spin.

Little things. Trump's wife wants nothing to do with him. So he bulldozed her office.

He's covered the interior of the White House with what certainly look like faux gold doodads from Home Depot. He can't walk a straight line, and when a guest collapsed in the Oval Office, he stood up and just looked blankly into space.

ICE is holding his Press Secretary's nephew's Mom. Really.

We could have gone into a locked ward and just chosen somebody at random.

Oh, I guess we did.