I had to think, but I might have a solution. We have smart phones, so why not smart food? If my quinoa started talking back to me, it would certainly make a difference.

Hmmm, if I pay a therapist, all I get is talk. So I’m thinking therapists with benefits! No, not sex. More like pepperoni. Or pastrami, steamed and done right.

But fast food should be banned from speaking. Smart Fast food? I’ve got enough problems already.

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Scientist. Writer. Meditator. Blue Tantrika. Mystical Rabbi. Climate & Human Rights Activist. I’m a man of few words, except when I open my mouth.

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John Levin

John Levin

Scientist. Writer. Meditator. Blue Tantrika. Mystical Rabbi. Climate & Human Rights Activist. I’m a man of few words, except when I open my mouth.

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