I guess my thought is Pluto doesn't really care what we call it. Really, when New Horizons flew by, that Welcome! with the giant heart wasn't enough? Pluto called me the other day and said it's buying a big Roomba from Amazon to clear its orbit.

"It won't help," I had to let the poor guy know, "They're all worried they'll lose their research grants if they have to take it back."

"What about if I get an Alien Base?"

"Yeah, I'd give that a try."

So stay tuned. You never know.