Hi Kim - This is completely tangential, but there is this absolutely delightful English comedy about indestructible clothes, from 1951 - with Alec Guinness!

The Man In The White Suit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_White_Suit

It looks like you can watch it for $3.99 on iTunes, Amazon Prime, Youtube, and a few others. It's one of my favorites.

I'm guessing you know who Alec Guinness is, but just in case, Obi-Wan...