Help me! I think I'm falling in Love again.
- Joni Mitchell
Cocoa, it's a problem, and we all know it. I've certainly fallen for some odd girlfriends in the past. What was I thinking?
Obviously, nothing at all!
But you can't fight City Hall,
and Love is the greatest political machine that ever existed.
I've decided to complain to the Lords of Evolution: "Guys, I want off the boat!"
LoE: "John, we can't do it. We're just having too much fun watching you flounder. You're giving us so many ideas for improvements!"
Thanks, Cocoa - In seriousness, though, you can't fight Love, but, if you love yourself, you won't choose unaware idiots who don't know a damn thing.
(I did finally learn, and we've been happy for a long long time.)