Friends of crooks ... In actuality, the turkey did get pardoned, but Manafort did not! Poor fuck, Trump's actual Campaign Manager, languishing in prison, playing penny ante poker with Bill Cosby, while the turkey goes free. Serves him right, though, years and years of taking money from some of the worst dictators on the planet ... but at least they paid their bills! He had no idea what a slime 'ol Donny was.
Manafort: "I fold. What have you got?"
Cosby: "You idiot! I was bluffing! ... Do you want a Pudding Pop?"