Adelia, it's true. I know you could ruin me for anyone else... Writing is so funny, hmmm? Sometimes you can imagine that the stories are writing you, rather than the other way around, or, at least painting a picture of Shakespeare, just to complete their aura of romance.
Perhaps, as I'm dedicated to everything being run backwards, I'll become a Pot Writer instead. As we say in Yiddish, "You can do worse."