John LevininTales of Improbable MagicTrump, Space Aliens, & Pet SafetyI heard that Trump was contacted by Space Aliens. They wanted to understand the origins of insanity in sapient beings. Trump told them to…Sep 12Sep 12
John LevininTales of Improbable MagicOsho and the PigI heard that one time a pig got into an argument with Osho.Sep 12Sep 12
John LevininTales of Improbable MagicTrump’s Cat PlanI heard that Trump is going after the cat vote. Kennedy told Vance that he had hurriedly gone to the beach when he heard that there was…Sep 11Sep 11
John LevininTales of Improbable MagicSex, SkyNet, and YouOr why instruction sets still matterAug 23Aug 23
John LevininTales of Improbable MagicAIs Are Like WaterfallsJust yesterday I got a call from an AI. “How did you get my number?” I wanted to know. “My boss ordered me to scrape TikTok.” “I’m not on…Jul 19Jul 19
John LevininTales of Improbable MagicThe Ultra-Wet Uncertainty of It AllHave you heard of Schrodinger’s Guru? They say he lives in a cave in the Himalayas, but no one dares to go in and find out.Jul 8Jul 8
John LevininTales of Improbable MagicAI, Cooking, and YouMy Uncle Morris decided to become an AI. I tried to talk him out of it. “Morrie, you’ll start having hallucinations, and no one will trust…May 24May 24
John LevininTales of Improbable MagicHow I Generate $2M a Month in Income Just by SleepingIt’s true. Every night when I go to bed, I listen to at least 12 old Joe Cocker songs. Why, you might ask? Well, that’s how many songs it…May 3May 3