One time a book started reading me! It was a very unsettling experience.
“Don’t you have anything better to do?” I asked her.
“Well, John, all you ever read is stuff on the Internet, anymore. I had to get your attention.”
She has my attention now, and, actually, it’s improving…
One time I decided that I had had enough. We all have, I guess. Why, just the other day, I turned on the news and discovered that time had stopped — yes, really stopped! — but just in one little village in upstate New York.
Well, I thought that was…
or so we think,
Casey Jones, who’s
on my mind,
And is he on yours,
What’s the plan?
Who wants to be Sam?
But the whole wide world,
at least for us humans,
looks a bit bleak
OK — I’ve decided that reality isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I don’t know why, but, somehow, it’s lost its charming bite.
Perhaps something happened. It checked out and went sleepy bye, forgetting to set the most rudimentary alarm.
A jet airplane flew by my window earlier this…
One time there was a dollar bill who was lonely and thought he could get a lot of other bank note friends by becoming a writer on Medium! I know it sounds odd, but these things happen.
His girlfriend had gone through a currency change operation and was now living…
“It’s so hard,” the man said, as his wife turned to him from above a heavy cast iron frying pan, full of eggs, cheese, and, of course, potatoes.
“What’s hard, Kevin? It’s certainly not the part that I need,” she volunteered, as her husband sat, heavy and dejected, at the…